voyeurs are us

Well, we have just discovered that the womon in the apartment opposite our office block liked to do her housework and cooking in the nude. 2 entire floors of office workers in our building have just rushed to the windows to check her out.

the poor girl is oblivious to this as our office windows are tinted.


well with xmas finaly out of the way... spent the morning having smoked salmon and champagne with Mum and the Family, and the afternoon getting totally trashed at friends for xmas afternoon drinks.

New Years Eve will be spent watching the fireworks from the 40th floor of an appartment in Circular Quay, overlooking the Harbour. this will be the first time i have been anywhere near that area on NYE. then back to Newtown to celebrate the night away. lord knows what ill do for recovery yet.


had a great conversation with germany the other day (not the whole country, just one person.....Bert) he reminded me of how the building i had done some work on was going and i got suddenly very home-away-from-home-sick. funny how little things i did when i was there, will be there to stay. i still cant get over the experience i had in Germany.... cant wait to get back there !

a little christmas message

unconscious mutterings

1. Terrify :: bravery


2. Month ::ly


3. Throat :: deep


4. Invasion :: of the body snatchers


5. Nail :: biting


6. 12 :: days of christmas


7. Bicker :: unresolved issues


8. Thomas ::edison (no idea why that sprung to mind)


9. Sibling :: love/hate


10. Delude :: thy self

Happy Holidays!!

really really bad jokes

Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital?
He was assaulted.

Two atoms are talking:
"Help, somebody has stolen one of my electrons!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm positive!"

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?
Eclipse it.


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


A man is a bus driver on Sesame Street and insists on meeting all of his riders. At the first stop, two overweight women got on the bus; both are named Patty. At the next stop, a mentally challenged boy named Ross got on. At the final stop, a disgusting man named Lester Freeze got on, took off his shoes, and picked at his bunions.

When the bus driver got home, his wife asked him if he met anyone new that day. He said, "Two obese Patties, special Ross; Lester Freeze picks his bunions on a Sesame Street bus."

bad jokes of the day

Q/ Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
A/ If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.


Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough.

What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
Put it on my bill.


Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
He wanted to go bear foot.

todays song

dedicated to someone who seems to have disappeared

unconscious mutterings

1. Hardball :: sometimes ya just gotta play it that way


2. Sleepless :: in sydney, thinking of you


3. Graduation :: onto the next phase


4. Presents :: i like them! but it is better to give than receive. which goes for a lot of things really


5. Toe :: sucker


6. Lotion :: better motion


7. Snicker :: the answers to this weeks mutterings


8. Eve :: of destruction


9. Investment :: in time


10. Pain :: no gain (or fun) without it

bad joke of the day

These two blondes walk into a building
Ya think one of them would have seen it!!


Have you heard about those new cordoroy pillows?? They are really making headlines!

can i sleep now ?

all this christmas mayhem and travelling..... i so cant wait for christmas day .. just so i can actually get some sleep.. except i cant since ill probably have to go to mums for traditional champagne and smoked salmon breakfast. but all that booze, im sure ill be asleep before lunch... excpet im sure there will be some gathering of friends ill not want to miss out on. no rest for the wicked !! but god this time of year gets you so busy and frantic, you need the 2 public holidays to just rest!

saw the new james bond the other day. WOW, the fight scenes are amazing,hes definately a new millenium bond.. very aggressive.. yet soft and snaggy. but do have to admit.. was all agog with anticipation of a good perve and was so disappointed. dont see what all the fuss was about. ok so hes got nice eyes and a great butt and thighs, but didnt think he was worth all the hype the girls in the office have been creating. (FYI we have a "shrine" to him being built, with pics and posters being stuck to a column... lord help me)

quick trip to brisbane yesterday. was a bit weird syaing goodbye to marius in the morning as i go off to work.. and then saying hello to him when i got home at 6pm normal time, but id been all day in another city. such is the life of a jetsetting trainer i guess. amazingly the flights went wihtout a hitch, despite being a little late into Brisbane due air traffic buildup.

weather here sure is crap.. was hot and sweltery yesterday and today is cold and rainy.. are we in melbourne or sydney? im amazed i havent come down with a cold with all this temperature changes between cities and all the travel im doing.

the grand packing of the house begins this weekend.. so have to go find some boxes !

unconscious mutterings

1. Research :: All part of the job


2. Chuck :: vomit or norris.... hmm or both


3. Insert :: tab A into slot B


4. Bang :: Gang???


5. Lousy :: Lay


6. Rehearsal :: Practise makes perfect


7. Critics :: opportunity


8. Memory ::of a goldfish ..what was i doing?


9. Squid :: ink


10. Remove :: clothes