Q/ Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
A/ If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why did the baker rob the bank?
He needed the dough.
What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick?
Put it on my bill.
Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?
He wanted to go bear foot.
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I'm loving these jokes. There's nothing like a few bad jokes to start the day.
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
Ok... just one more:
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
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